Dear 134340 – Formerly known as the planet Pluto
I regret to inform you
Your planetary status has been revoked
With the new rules
You’re now too small
You’re just a object, in the kuiper belt
No need to fret
You can keep your moons
Charron, Nix and Hydra
Have agreed to stay in your orbit
If only just to light you up a bit
Number 9 no more
We call you 134340
Your membership to the club
No longer allowed
Although we share some common mythology
Its not enough to be named after a god
Especially one as evil as yours
You should have seen this coming
When you were mistaken for planet x
No longer a name
Just another number
It was fun while it lasted
But the club is back down to 8
So please on the way out
Be so kind as to burn your planetary manual
Return your name card
To my moon
I know I know she’s bigger than you
Life sux get over it
Regards Neptune (still the reigning planetary God)
Ps, your still invited to poker Fridays ok…
-Dave.
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